PARENTAL WARNING: This deep probe into Congressman Horndog - whose political career abruptly ended when his wife discovered his "multiple affairs" - contains morally repugnant language and images.
Hey, in the man's defense, the only reason to hold national office these days is to get the perks. Given the quality of the native fauna, the likelihood that you will actually accomplish something good for the public in Washington DC is slim, however willing you might be.
Haha. I totally agree with you or I mostly agree with you anyway, I think Duncan should be allowed to have all the fun he wants in the abstract, but stop the fucking moralizing about Christian virtues. Also, for God’s sake, if you’re going to hold yourself up as a paragon of morality at least do the minimum required to not to get caught and look like a complete idiot. I mean, come on, have some self-respect.
If he stops moralizing, his constituents will know he's a Marxist. Play the tune and keep the dance going, won't you Congressman? We want to believe we're so good and pure.
Hey, in the man's defense, the only reason to hold national office these days is to get the perks. Given the quality of the native fauna, the likelihood that you will actually accomplish something good for the public in Washington DC is slim, however willing you might be.
Haha. I totally agree with you or I mostly agree with you anyway, I think Duncan should be allowed to have all the fun he wants in the abstract, but stop the fucking moralizing about Christian virtues. Also, for God’s sake, if you’re going to hold yourself up as a paragon of morality at least do the minimum required to not to get caught and look like a complete idiot. I mean, come on, have some self-respect.
If he stops moralizing, his constituents will know he's a Marxist. Play the tune and keep the dance going, won't you Congressman? We want to believe we're so good and pure.
Yep, there’s that too. Plus, I was basically being facetious, Jeff Duncan isn’t absolute cretin